WELCOME TO MY HOMEMY FAVORITE FOOD!!!!

 
THIS IS ME
BUT
First i would like you to meet dave. he's a pretty nice guy to have around but he doesn't take me for walkies like he used to. We used to go to lots of pubs and things but now he says he's too busy working FOR SOMETHING CALLED MAGIC OF sPAIN. which I DON'T understand because when he worked at the radio he used to take me there all the time. so now i don't get a lot of tapas and stuff LIKE I USED TO but he says I'm too fat anyway. which is just an excuse! but here he is anyway.
(HE DOESN'T SMOKE THOUGH.AT LEAST MY IMPRESSION. BUT CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REAL DAVENOT LIKE MARTIN.)
and here is a picture of the kind of place he used to take me.
nice !
DAVE'S KIND OF PLACE

but you have to be careful all the time because some of the people get all "funny" and don't look where they are walking and they step on you if you aren't real quick!

 

this is one of the publicans i know. YOU CAN SEE WHY HE GOT OUT OF THE PUB TRADE! HIS NAME IS

DARRYL AND he's a nutter!
 
but his wife julia GOOD FOR A TAPA ANYTIME!is REAL nice and she used to give me LOTS OF lovely tapas. but now she works in a gift shop so i don't see her SO much ANYMORE. and DARRYL has finally achieved his life long ambition. NOW he 'S a professional lay about.
 
I DON'T LIKE MICE BUT I LIKE THIS PICTURE.

NEXT I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MARTIN. HE LIVES WITH US TOO. BUT HE'S SORT OF A WORKAHOLIC SO I DON'T SEE HIM SO MUCH ANYMORE EITHER. AND WHEN HE TAKES ME FOR WALKIES IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME PLACE. pOTTERS BAR. WHICH IS ALL RIGHT I SUPPOSE BUT I THINK WE GO THERE mostly BECAUSE HE LIKES THE PLACE. IN FACT HE EVEN WORKS THERE IN THE SUMMER TIME he likes it so much. WHICH IS KIND OF BORING SINCE HE STAYS OUT SO LATE I CAN'T GET HIM OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING TO GIVE ME MY BREAKFAST. BUT HE'S A REAL GOOD COOK SO I CAN'T REALLY COMPLAIN. ANYWAY, HERE HE IS. OR AT LEAST HOW HE THINKS HE IS. (THE ONE ON THE LEFT.)

BIG WAVEHE REALLY HASN'T GOT ALL THOSE MUSCLES! CLICK FOR THE REAL MAN.BIG WAVELITTLE WAVELITTLE WAVE
HERE IS ONE OF OUR CATS. OR AT LEAST HOW HE THINKS HE LOOKS.HE AIN'T ALL THAT FAST EITHER!
I KNOW BETTER!
 I'LL TAKE THESE ANY DAY. BUT CLICK HERE FOR A LOOK AT SOMETHING PRETTY NAFF!
 I DON'T LIKE THE WAY HE'S LOOKING AT US!
 
 SOME DAY I'LL GET THAT SILLY POOCH! BACK HOME (WHERE CATS BELONG ANYWAY)                       TOP OF PAGE 
 
WE LIKE KIDS TOO!
 
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at
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or
darryl