THERE SHOULD BE A PICTURE OF OUR DUMB CAT HERE.  BUT...SEEING AS HOW MARTIN CANNOT SEEM TO GET HIS FINGER OUT YOU WILL HAVE TO MAKE DO WITH A SUBSTITUTE.
 
THIS IS  FIGARO WHO LIVES IN LONDON.  HE LIVES WITH A FRIEND NAMED MISS CAROLINE BROWN AND IS HAVING A BIT OF A ROUGH TIME OF IT.  LIKE LAST YEAR THEY MOVED FROM A NICE FLAT TO A NEW HOME IN MITCHAM RIGHT NEXT TO A COUNCIL ESTATE.  AND YOU CAN IMAGINE THE KIND OF CATS THAT LIVE THERE!
 
AND THEN CAROLINE'S MOTHER CAME DOWN WITH A BABY BROTHER WHO TENDS TO PEE ALL OVER FIGARO WHEN HE HAS HIS NAPPY CHANGED WHICH DOES NOT MAKE HIM HAPPY AT ALL.
 
AND THEN GRANDMA COMES OVER FROM CARDIFF WITH HER DOG WHICH RESULTS IN CERTAIN TERRITORIAL DISPUTES WITH AN ENSUING LOSS OF FUR THAT IS SOMEWHAT ALARMING ALSO.
 
SO YOU CAN SEE THIS IS A CAT THAT NEEDS ALL THEY SYMPATHY HE CAN GET.
(Everyone shed a tear.)
 
 EVEN I CAN ALMOST FEEL SORRY FOR HIM.
 
SOMEDAY I HOPE TO HAVE A PICTURE OF THE CAT I HAVE TO CONTEND WITH ALSO.
(You listening Martin?)

 

I AM NOT FAT!!
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