THERE SHOULD BE A PICTURE
OF OUR DUMB CAT HERE. BUT...SEEING AS HOW MARTIN CANNOT SEEM TO GET
HIS FINGER OUT YOU WILL HAVE TO MAKE DO WITH A SUBSTITUTE.
THIS IS FIGARO WHO
LIVES IN LONDON. HE LIVES WITH A FRIEND NAMED MISS CAROLINE BROWN
AND IS HAVING A BIT OF A ROUGH TIME OF IT. LIKE LAST YEAR THEY MOVED
FROM A NICE FLAT TO A NEW HOME IN MITCHAM RIGHT NEXT TO A COUNCIL ESTATE.
AND YOU CAN IMAGINE THE KIND OF CATS THAT LIVE THERE!
AND THEN CAROLINE'S MOTHER
CAME DOWN WITH A BABY BROTHER WHO TENDS TO PEE ALL OVER FIGARO WHEN HE
HAS HIS NAPPY CHANGED WHICH DOES NOT MAKE HIM HAPPY AT ALL.
AND THEN GRANDMA COMES OVER
FROM CARDIFF WITH HER DOG WHICH RESULTS IN CERTAIN TERRITORIAL DISPUTES
WITH AN ENSUING LOSS OF FUR THAT IS SOMEWHAT ALARMING ALSO.
SO YOU CAN SEE THIS IS A
CAT THAT NEEDS ALL THEY SYMPATHY HE CAN GET.
(Everyone shed a tear.)
EVEN I CAN FEEL SORRY FOR HIM.
SOMEDAY I HOPE TO HAVE A
PICTURE OF THE CAT I HAVE TO CONTEND WITH ALSO.
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